Ok so we all know it happens. Everyone has a great story about another student in class or maybe even themselves, throwing up during class. Well, let's just say I can add one to the books.
During one of my life changing lectures about literature, pronouns, and how hitting the person next to you will result in harsh consequences, my attention was directed to a red faced girl in the corner desk. The little girl in said desk was actually not even in said class. She chose not to do her homework that day, and as school rule, she had to stay after class and finish it. Hence, being in my classroom.
Back to the barf. I notice her face is red and she's got this look on her face like the girl from Jurassic Park that saw the T-Rex coming first. And boy, was it coming. I had barely noticed the rice dribbling down her chin before I could reach for a bucket. I know, I know, why am I going into detail. Why does anyone tell a barf story? Because it's fun to gross people out.
Anyways, I run for the receptionist, grab a garbage can, and head back to my class to hopefully prevent an all-class barf reaction. I get to her just in time, and seconds in to our pilgrimage to the bathroom, I realize I should have grabbed a bigger can.
The puke is on my arm, I'm dodging it with my shoes, and I'm pretty sure she's smiling at me??? She wins. No more stay back classes.
So anyways, if you ever want to know what rice, seaweed, and kimchi look like the second time around, I've got a couple kids with camera phones that can enlighten you.
Happy Day!
C
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